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My wife would kill me if I bought this.
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Just tell her you're interested in making a small investment.
![]() 11/04/2013 at 22:11 |
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I'd bring you back to life because I'm a wizard.
![]() 11/04/2013 at 22:12 |
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only if she could catch you!
![]() 11/04/2013 at 22:12 |
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just tell her she has a nice bum
![]() 11/04/2013 at 22:15 |
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get a Trident, she can ride along too.
![]() 11/04/2013 at 22:18 |
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I forgot the eBay link .
![]() 11/04/2013 at 22:23 |
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Her: " ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!?! "
Him: "Well... well... dat ass though ."
![]() 11/04/2013 at 22:26 |
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damnit, it was "bottom" not "bum"
![]() 11/04/2013 at 22:27 |
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"Are you crazy! Twenty thousand dollars! We can't affor-"
"That's a suh-WEET ass, honey!"
"Thank you, George! So when will the car get here?"
![]() 11/04/2013 at 23:08 |
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It's not even real! I also doubt an original sold for 80k.
![]() 11/15/2013 at 17:43 |
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Could you bequeath it to us in your will?